Bear with me for a bit. You will understand the title, I promise.
My kids have the hurls again. Only two, thus far. But I am waiting for the inevitable crushing of my hopes and dreams, when the third, if not both other adults, end up rushing to the bathroom as well. Right at the beginning of a busy week. Ain't it always that way? I had actually originally planned this blog as a product recommendation. Thusly, I would have titled the blog "Best thing since sliced bread".
Is my hero! I find it makes cleaning my bathrooms much easier. Something about bringing a product with me, as well as the required rag/paper towels, then the laundering process afterwards, always made cleaning my bathroom a bear. But, I keep this bad boy under the sink. I open, I wipe, I throw away. Done. Makes nice for when unexpected guests come over, and I feel the overwhelming urge to clean, as well as disinfect, my bathroom before they notice... Or for when my oldest child actually makes it to the bathroom (yay!!!) before throwing up, and can disinfect between bathroom visits. I'm just saying. I love 'em!!!Now, back to my kids.... I am reaching out into the blogosphere for some motherly reassurance... I feel like my kids get sick a lot... More than I felt like I did as a child. Thankfully, whenever that happens, I can always trace it back to several other children who have had it, so I'd like to think it is not coming from my homemaking skills or culinary deficits. But, my question is this: Have these last 2 or 3 years been pretty hard on any one else's kids, or is it time to take mine to the immunotherapy place and pump them full of Vitamin C? Thusly, that blog title would have been "Mother seeking reassurance."
And lastly, just 2 days ago I was thinking it is probably time to wash my kids sheets. I am not the type of person who feels the need to wash my sheets weekly. The kids take baths before bed, and, well, I am just not that dirty of a person. I won't tell you how often I do wash them, for fear of inciting a riot, or some ugly name calling (which at the very least could end in something like "Nonsheet washer!"). But, it was about time. I was decently busy for the rest of that day, but vowed to wash the sheets when the weekend was over. Saturday night, I was awoken by the melodious sounds of my 18 month old son "coughing". And, when I say "coughing", I think you know what I mean. As I stripped his bed and started a load of laundry at 1 am, I remember distinctly thinking to myself, "Thanks Heavenly Father, for getting me off my arse." Thusly, that blog would have been titled "God's sense of Humor" or "All in God's Time". I honestly can't decide which I like better.
However, since I am rolling all these topics into one, you can see where my confusion and lack of decision making skills ended up with me surrendering to the title above. And thus it is written, and so it shall be done. Amen. :)
