Right? Ha! I'm so funny :) The Monday of which I speak is Feb 13th, 2012.
Before you ask, I actually slept pretty well on Sunday night. I attribute it to being well prepared due to my list, to nerves of steel, and confidence in my doctor, hubby and mother (who made it in early Saturday morning all the way from Chile). I am sure it had nothing to do with the fact that being tired, I had taken a nap earlier in the day, and being somewhat prone to sleepless nights after naps, I ended up taking a benedryl to make sure I slept.
I woke up quite easily around 4:15am (also known as "bloody early in the morning"), showered, taking great pains to shave my legs (or the parts I could see and reach still) and carefully getting dressed in my pajamas. We checked on the kids one last time before leaving, let grandma take one last glamorous photo,
...and loaded up in the truck.
We arrived at the hospital right on time and headed up to the OB/nursery floor. There was a limited amount of paperwork to do (since as part of my check list I had preregistered on Friday), and a little bit of blood work to be drawn. But, that we'll get to later. I changed out of my pajamas into an even more glamorous evening gown with a low, well, very low... strike that, missing entirely back side. I got a bed with the ability to sit up and lay down and comfortability comparable to the inability to feel the bottom half of your body at all (wink, wink). It also came with people to wait on me hand and foot. I mean, that is one awesome bed, am I right?!?!
This is me, with a saline drip in my arm, monitors on my belly, and about 60 minutes before having my 4th child. I'm looking goooooood ;)

After all the monitoring was done, I walked for one last time down to my room to use the restroom before they inserted the catheter. That was the last step before the doctor came, and I had asked that they wait until the last possible minute. True, it makes it so you don't have to go, but it sure makes it feel like you want to. We ended up inserting it as the doctor walked into the room to talk to me. I was glad to see she was there (about 30 minutes early actually) and she was glad to see I was prepped. At that point, she went to scrub in, and the anesthesiologist came to wheel me back into the OR. The spinal went well, and worked quickly. It is such a strange feeling as your legs get warm, and you simultaneously loose the ability to move them. They start breaking out all kinds of packages, opening sheets and tools and gauze and all manner of disinfected things. All the while, poor hubby is waiting to be called in.

Once they make the initial incision (thankfully the poke a little bit first to see if you can feel it), they call hubby in. Turns out I had quite a bit of scar tissue mostly due to the other previous sections and the
bladder issue I had last time, so we waited for a few minutes for another doctor to come in and consult. I have complete faith in my OB, but I am also glad she is smart and un-proud enough to ask for help, just to make sure there isn't a better solution.
Once the second doc arrived, things got moving quite quickly. The initial incision had been made, but my uterus was not actually open. Hubby and Grandma had talked about recording the actual delivery, and I said I didn't mind it. Turns out, from cut to baby, it took less than 2 minutes. I have also actually watched the video. I don't know how to describe it exactly, but maybe interesting will suffice for now.
And there she is: Miss America :)
Actually, this is the first of our 4 children that hubby has been able to cut the cord. I guess for the rest of them, since they cut it before they hand her to the nurses, they didn't consider the "trimming" all that important. I am glad that he got to do it at least once!
They cleaned her up a little bit and then everyone took hands off long enough to get an accurate weight and height.
At 8 lbs 6 oz, and 20.5 inches long, she is my heaviest, but not my longest (that honor goes to Kari, who was 21"), even being 10 days early.
Then the video came in, but it is at the bottom, and I am going to use it as my cliff hanger, so we will continue. After weight and cleaning, hubby brought her over to introduce her to me :)
Can I just say that the anesthesiologist we had was awesome! He took all the pictures that have us both (or just hubby for that matter) in them. He also told jokes, kept checking on me, and was just an all around helpful guy, grabbing things and holding things, etc.
At this point in the day, I am going to close the post with a video. You can hear her first cry, see her first squirms, and hear an announcement of sorts. We had been talking about names forever (of course), and still hadn't (as far as I knew) come to any conclusions on one. So, if you listen closely to the video, you will hear it about the same time that I did.
And if you can't hear it, then you will just have to hang on until tomorrow. :)
Bwahaha!